Saturday, March 12, 2011

Dog Care


I have taken from the basenji's mouth:


aluminum foil
bark
beer can wrapped in a paper bag
bone knuckles
broken chicken bones
carpet fibers
cat claws
cat hair
cat litter
cat turds
charcoal briquettes
chewing gum wrappers
chunk of blueberry muffin
cigarette butts
clean napkins
clipped fingernails
coupons
crumpled paper bags
dirt
dirty napkins
dirty piece of sausage
dog turds
dry cat food
dust bunnies
flower petals
human hair
leaves
more carpet fibers
more cigarette butts
mulch
newspaper
piece of bread covered in ants
piece of onion
plastic bags
rocks
steak bones
unidentifiable pieces of plastic, various colors
weeds
wet cat food
wet half cigarette
whole chicken bones

And I have pulled a whole dried dracena leaf out his ass.

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photo courtesy of dsb nola, used under this Creative Commons license

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